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Like, Like.
Like, four score and like seven years ago our fathers, like, brought forth on this, like continent, a new nation, conceived in, like, liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are like,...
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Give a Hoot
Chaka Khan as she appeared last night on the “American Idol” finale, and environmental spokesbird Woodsy Owl. One is stuffed, corseted and eye-popping.
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Can’t Touch This
Jennifer Lopez as she appeared last night on “American Idol” during an alleged musical performance, and an MC Hammer doll. One is plastic, can’t sing and is still famous.
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Harper & Bailey Circus
Emaciated socialite Michelle Harper as she appeared at last night’s Council of Fashion Designers of America Fashion Awards last night in NYC, and an old circus poster. Only one is a clown.
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Dollar Store
Televangelist Creflo Dollar has been arrested in connection with a claim by his 15-year-old daughter, who says Creflo choked, punched, and hit her with his shoe during an argument over whether she...
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Don’t Blame Betty
Her Majesty apparently let one rip at an event this morning, saying, “Sorry, but my jubilee is a gas!” Betty is wearing the Queen Victoria Bow brooch, which she wore in February.
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Paris Hilton, Porn Star, Thinks Gays Are Icky
Radar breaks the news that Paris Hilton is an idiot.
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Kim Kardashian, Cow
Kim Kardashian in a bathing suit she paraded in today, and a bovine figurine. One is a cow in white and gold.
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Mars Rover and Mitt
.grr0{position:absolute;clip:rect(427px,auto,auto,498px);}approval cash advance A Mars Rover photo transmitted this morning, showing what may have been a stream (left), and a spraytanned Mitt Romney...
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